my mom left me a message on my vmail yesterday morning.

mom: jill, call me as soon as possible. i have to ask you about something.

so i call her back…

mom: what’s this text message i got? “thank you for upgrading your phone”? and then it says you will be bill for 300 something dollars?!

me: oh uhh.. thats me.. i upgraded my phone…

mom: you what?! what are you buying?! can you pay for this?!

me: yeah sure… wait a mintue… why did you get the text and not me??

mom: *laughs* i found you out, girlllll!!!